Quota Raj: Half of IIT,IIM seats are going to be reserved

This is shocking politicans for their cheap politics running up life of students
Mr.Arjun singh a well known politician belongs to a place which has maximum population of sc/st/obc so this step was but natural for him but do they even think for a minute how will it effect other students .I have no porblem with low caste persons but for the wrong done by brithishers and our ancestors to them why should we pay and they enjoy the seat they dont even eligable for
Guys time is not far when there will be reservation in private firms too rather this was issue which was taken into parliament but for now being rejected .
IIT's enjoy the brand name of 3rd best enggineering colleges in world but in case this rule becomes act then i dont see any future for iits and iims

One more point note worthy here is who is getting benifited from these reservations most of sc,sts and obc today also are still uneducated they dont even go to schools so how will theyg et benifit of reservation for higher studies persons whose getting benifit of these reservation are already well settled and they dont require reservation i mean all those ias ,ips and other high profiler govt employees so do they still need reservation?? and wht will be result of such reservations?? an sc gets a call from iim at as low as 90 and if this reservation will increase they willg et call at 80s and i dont think for getting 80 u have to work tht hard where as those u getting 98 wont get a call now is this justified moreover there are so many persons in general category who are living below standard of even sc,st so rather than making reservation govt should do something to raise there level there basic education level improving employment conditions etc
wht says maniacs??

New Block in the wall:BLOGGING!!!

We are living in an over communicated society.And as a result of this market always keep on searching for new and novel ideas for marketting from time to time.As a result of the sway of technology and boom in market a fresh new channel for communication evolved called Blogging!
A BLOG is basically a weblog in which journal entries are psoted on regular basic and number of blogger are increasing day by day
In india blogging came into highlight after the ibm-iipm mesh up
For Firms blogging is all new way to communicate to customers directly .Customers can leave comment on company blog from where it can be passed on to company without any interference.Companies also use it to network their sales and project team .
Also blogs keep customers at centre which inturn help companies to know customers better and launch and relaunch products accordingly and to grow there network as well as sales
Gaurav

Companies and there full form

INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
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6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10.. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. HP : Hen Pecked

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First, and Let them go

16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. PCL : Poor Computers Ltd

20. SPARC : Simply Poor And Redundant Computers

21. SUN : Surely Useless Novelties

22. CTS:Coffee ,Tea and Snacks
take my advice dont join these companies

No Body Dies virgin life Fucks each and everyone

Well pretty true statement i wasted my precious two years of engg not bothering where my result is going for preparing for cat and wht result did i got a mere 93.13 percentile and now here in my last sem im standing with low acads no convertions no job in hand all in all im left with no option just to sit at home with no job wht a shame to me no future seems bright enough to run for it .
But at the second though i think well this was just a beginning of fight to get into the top notch institute of india with 93.13 in first attempt the figure of 100 dont seem far away and way too achiveable im planning to give one more fight to cat i want to finish this dilemma once for all the am i suitable for these top brands or am i just more than being called useless
Hope to get more out of life
gaurav

Sonia Gandhi's sacrifice or victim of her own target

Recently while surfing TV I came across a news tht Mrs gandhi has resigned the post of mp and chairman of national advicory committee wow what a sacrifice but wait a minute was this a real sacrifice or just an propoganda.
Well as I see it is not more than a way to earn vote bank there are few things that makes me feel that it was more a political approach.
Firstly,from her statement it was clear tht she will make a comeback .What for if u have to come back why to resign ???
Secondly,because of her step there will be an re-election tht means wastage of lakhs or more than that of indian tax payers hard earned money and whose gone pay for this defict??We the Indians.
Thirdly,She says im not doing it for myself but for the country .Tell me Mrs gandhi wht was the oil scam for?? us the common people.Well I Dont think so.
FOurthly,whe she joined congress why didn't she continue to work as member of congress and opted for charmanship of upa goverment??Why with u priyanka and rahul came as bonus pack full of nothing into politics are they also for our benifit
One more point noteworthy here is she didnt even consulted congress before resigning is she congress herself or she is even bigger than that ??

Now congress says tht she has done a sacrifice. Now if this is called sacrifice wht abt the work done by mahatma gandhi he continued to fight against Britisher's till the end of his life without opting for politics wasnt tht a sacrifice?? or defination of sacrifice has diffrent meanings for diffrent persons??

Dr.V Kurien And Indian Milk Industry

Today i was watching aajtak and was stuck by a news tht father of white revolution founder of institute like irma a person whose glory and achvement have no end had resigned the post of chairman of national dairy under the force of board members was this correct??
I thank god that our father of nation Mr.Mahatma Gandhi is no more otherwise someday he would also had been facing same situation where politicans would have kicked him out of Indian politics
There was a time when india use to import milk powder from us because of low production of milk and now because of single person we are leader in milk production
Instead he was being charged under various cases
We in India still need such person such revolution in field of education, labour reform ,poverty we still need V.Kuren and persons like V.kuren to make other revolution in other field
Now is it justified to remove him from his post and charge him ???

Religions Fact

Recently i had fight with one of puys(Read as fellow member of paglguy) abt my religion so here by im posting an forwarded mail by my frnd (ronnie) abt sikhs and 12 0 clock ki reality hope it will clear tht no religion or its followers are Blind
So read it to know it

During 17th Century, when Hindustan was ruled by
Mughals, all the Hindu people were humiliated and
were
treated like animals. Mughals treated the Hindu women
as there own property and were forcing all Hindus to
accept Islam and even used to kill the people if they
were refusing to accept.That time, our ninth Guru,
Sri Guru Teg Bahadarji came forward,in response to a
request of some Kashmir Pandits to fight against all
these cruel activities. Guruji told the Mughal
emperor
that if he could succeed in converting him to Islam,
all the Hindus would accept the same.

But, if he failed, he should stop all those
activities
.. The Mughal emperor happily agreed to that but even
after lots of torture to Guruji and his fellow
members
he failed to convert him to Islam and Guruji along
with his other four fellow members, were tortured and
sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk. Since the
Mughals were unable to convert them to Islam they
were
assassinated.

Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for the protection of
Hindu religion. Can anybody lay down his life and
that
too for the protection of another religion? This is
the reason he is still remembered as "Hind Ki
Chaddar", shield of India. For the sake of whom he
had
sacrificed his life, none of the them came forward to
lift his body, fearing that they would also be
assassinated .

Seeing this incident 10th Guruji, Sri Guru Gobind
Singhji (Son of Guru Teg Bahadarji) founder of khalsa
made a resolution that he would convert his followers
to such human beings who would not be able to hide
themselves and could be easily located in thousands.
At the start, the Sikhs were very few in numbers as
they were fighting against the Mughal emperors. At
that time, Nadir Shah raided Delhi in the year 1739
and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of
Hindustan
treasures and nearly 2200 Hindu women along with him.
The news spread like a fire and was heard by Sardar
Jassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army at
that time. He decided to attack Nadir Shah's Kafila
on
the same midnight. He did so and rescued all the
Hindu
women and they were safely sent to their homes.

It didn't happen only once but thereafter whenever
any Abdaalis or Iranis had attacked and looted
Hindustan and were trying to carry the treasures and
Hindu women along with them for selling them in Abdal
markets, the Sikh army although fewer in numbers but
were brave hearted and attacked them at midnight,12
O'clock and rescued women.

After that time when there occurred a similar
incidence, people started to contact the Sikh army
for
their help and Sikhs used to attack the raider's at
Midnight, 12 O'clock. Nowadays, these "smart people"
and some Sikh enemies who are afraid of Sikhs, have
spread these words that at 12 O'clock, the Sikhs go
out of their senses. This historic fact was the
reason
So now tell me are the sikhs fool or we are the fools for criticizing them !!!
Gaurav

Importance Of friends

Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.
And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell.
And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.
"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim
Just to show that I'm thinking of him."
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
"Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today."
And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.
Remember to always say what you mean.
If you love someone, tell them.
Don't be afraid to express yourself.
Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.
Because when you decide that it is the right time it might
be too late.

Seize the day. Never have regrets.

And most importantly, stay close to your friends

and family, for they have helped

make you the person that you are today.

Engineering Definations

1. Some Basic definitions..
Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.
Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback...
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...
Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.
Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignments & general TP
Tuitions : What you take when you don't waste enough time....
Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.
Vernacular Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal." "You Out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" )
Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which we watch the girls do our experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in our group simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings.(from the girls of course...).
2. The Truth about exams....

Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the exam...
Re-verification : A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the KT exam).
3. An engineer's 10 engineering commandments of Life
1. Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four-lettered word.
4. The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E . Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
B.E. Balls to Engineering
Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear, Honge All Clear, Honge All Clear Ek Din, OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas, hum honge all clear ek din
Top two Engineering Rumors:
'Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm '
'Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been put up at VJTI'
The most dreaded acronym for Engineers:
ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)
The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than0 .025% then that college is engineers dream come true)
Engineers at work:
Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer operations throughout the class
The most important machine for Engineers:
Xerox Machine (Without which assignment completion wouldn't be possible)
The most important table in an Engineer's House:
The glass table ( to carry out GT operations, during Night Duty.)
The only queue an Engineer is familiar with:
Submission Queue
An Engineer's favourite watch:
Bird Watch !
Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper:
'What is this yaar, more than 70% of the paper was out of the syllabus'
'This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering history'
'I am failing....I got screwed royally'
5. Feeling after Completing Engineering:
Survived Engineering !!!!!!!!!!!

My Group

  

21 THINGS COMMON TO ALL ENGG COLLEGES

1). The lecturers dont teach.The students dont
study.The only guy who benefits is the one who owns
the 'dhaba' next to the college.

2).Rules are made to be broken.

3). Promises are made to be broken.

4).Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!

5).Guys always think the chics in the college next
lane are more beautiful.

6).The lab assistants are the most respected
people(during the lab exams i.e)

7). The watchmen are the people most bribed.

8).The HOD is the person most respected(heights of
sycophancy here).

9).The principal is the person most abused and
insulted(behind the back i.e)

10).Dropping subjects is 'cool'.(arre yaar..drop the
idea of dropping subjects plzz).

11).There is always a lecturer in the college who cant
speak proper 'english'.

12).Night-out is the second most important tool to ace
the exams.

13).All time u will be in debate with students of other
branch as their branch is d BEST.


14).The most important tool..the bhramastra..is the
'chit' in which the words can be understood only by
the person who wrote them(in most of the cases i.e)

15).The freshers are the most sought after..be it in
the canteen,the 'free' periods or for completing the
records,assignments.

16).One has to live in constant fear of a DROP all
through the engg carrier as according to new revised
stringent RULES any thing can happen to ANYONE.


17).The second-years are the ones with the 'I am the
don-of-the-college' feeling iff one not has MECHANICS KT of
1st sem.....( BAP of all papers of ENGG).

18).The third years are the ones with the
'so-many-backlogs' feeling and the poor souls get down
to studying after bossing around in the college
for so long.but the fun still continues.

19).The fourth years have no connection with the
college whatsoever...with no interest in
ragging,pulling each other`s legs,the bday parties,the
bday bums et al which they enjoyed so much till
now.All they want is a good placement and a
'1st-class' tag attached to their memo.

20).The first three years are spent in cursing the
college,the people there,the system et al.

21).But towards the end of the fourth year,people tend
to feel nostalgic abt the pure unadulterated fun they
have had for 4 years.Now the very system they
disliked,the very canteen they cursed,the time that
they spent there,the bday bums they suffered..all
these seem like heaven to them.


......................THIS IS HOW ENGINEERING COMPLETES.................

IF film stars work for call centers. Imagine the calls.

Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain...

Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga..

Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg..
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa.......
Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna
Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!!!
Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa

Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye....
Customer: hi
Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem hai
Customer : I have not received my product
Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha...
Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.
Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...rep hooon..
Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo
Customer : I am not devi
Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai...
Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai..... May I know your name please
Customer : Mona
Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega....
Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer : I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer : $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai
Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...
Customer : I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle
Rajkumar : Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi
Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...

And at last ..................
Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Customer hung up the phone....

Failures

Failure doesn't mean you are a failure

It does mean you haven't succeeded yet .

Failure doesn't mean you have accomplished nothing

It does mean you have learned something.

Failure doesn't mean you have been a fool

It does mean you had a lot of faith….

Failure doesn't mean you don't have it

It does mean you have to do something in a different way.

Failure doesn't mean you'll never make it

It does mean it will take a little longer.


Failure doesn't mean God has abandoned you

It does mean God has a BETTER IDEA .

Failure doesn't mean you're punished

It does mean a chance to try something new.


So it is true! Failure is never final !!


All the best to all of you....................