Tech-Raga

THE REAL LIFE

2006-05-29T06:29:00.000+05:30

WEll this story begins 4-5 years backk when i was in 12th this was the first time i planned to sit for any competitive exam to be very frank i never was a never choosen guy like harry potter who had all burden to outperform and everyone expected him to be successfull i always liked to be back bencher my first endeavour with competitive exam's began with Nda and result cam out as i expected . I was selected and i thought wow THIS WHAT IM MADE FOR AND THIS IS MY BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT but as nda so came other exams and one by one i cleared all well almost all daiict,aieee,etc etc except iit one by one all came into my bag no doubt i was on seventh sky as i felt proud of myself BUT MY FUTURE LIED SOME WHERE ELSE
My destiny sent me to srit the first impression when you u will see my college will be" yakk wht is this place " and so was mine i thought am i gonna study here and very moment without knowing other classmates i decided that i havent came here for making friends and preassumed that level of students will be just like college i avoided and ignored most of the guys (MY BIGGEST MISTAKE )and specially my current group not because they were more charming than me or they were more intellgent than me NO nothing like that but because they were just LIKE ME .Just like me they never needed anyone's help i.e. self sufficency but ya always ready to help others.And now to know my Competitors better I started sitting with them(the best thing i did by mistake) I started sharing books,caluclator,tiffin and they never opposed me directly Well how can they i was the quickest in mechanics because of me they use to get escape many times and by that time i was popularly known as newton of class.
But after spending time with them i realized i was so wrong they aren't my Competitors actually rather they were my crew my own team with ofcourse no leader A SELF-SUFFICENT GROUP .

I guess it was around 2year when i started mixing with them going out with them(sadaring & all)and then we found a place called paradise and it was a real paradise for us in its own way firstly because we use to meet there almost daily and secondly it was the only place u can sit and relax while enjoying greenary(Haryali) around lol it was fun really and i must admit i spent my best part of my life with my friends in paradise everything was going right and then came the third year.
The truth of life i.e bad days follows good ones they are counterpart of each other u cant escape any one and third year was just like that full of bad memories Our own paradise turned into our common place for fight and everything which we did went wrong .But mean while few good things also did happen well for me my sixth sense was at its peak and there were incidence where i use to predict things exactly before there actual occurance .And as far as the group is concerned well bad days were still not over we had so many quarrels between us only we also fought with classmates but as every wrong has something right hidden in it just the way u look it These fights made me realize that irrespective of hundreds of quarrels which we had within the group but still we were good friends and we did stand by each other and fought for group it was this very moment when I realized what a real friend is and what they mean to me. A tv,music system might stop working even ur gf might ditch you but friends they never do and a real friend is one who stand by you when u need them and rectify you when are wrong .And so here was my group my real friends and the mighty third year with toughest papers came to an good end even though we had a bad start but everything is well when end is well and so went our 3rd year and then came the fourth year

"IM the one" this is exactly what u feel when u are senior most of the college no one takes panga with you not even teacher (except george) and we hardly went to college and waise bhi mein kabhi kabhi college jata tha but then i saw my future blank no jobs average student with an degree full of backlogs and thoughts came into my mind "what am i gonna do after engg","where do i stand" well these are common thoughts which each and every engg must have felt in there last year too so did i and all there was no more fun and i wasnt getting settled and i felt serious for my carrier for the first time in my entire life i felt desire to do something uncommon from my batchmates or u can say the sleeping newton waked up after a long sleep of 3 years and i started preparing for cat no doubt i missed most of the fun of college life and never turned up when my friends called me always tried to make a narrow escape with one or other reason and appeared for cat and hoorayyyyyyyy first attempt 93.13 percentile and i was happy again some how i felt satisfied once more & everyone seemed haapyy around me and my friends seemed more happier than me everything was going fine life was full of joy again everything rest was a history then.

And now here I am writing my experience of engg sharing it with you and realizing was getting through a company or college or getting good marks aren't real achievements it is the time that you spent with your friends happily in a campus where no one can think of survival Well i know my answer but i let it upto you to find your answer
Ohh abt my future well im the stupidest of all not siting in any company and leaving my friends on very second day of exam ya u will just think like that .But i have a goal to achieve IIM-A is waiting for me and i know some how im not made for small post and there is something big waiting for me ahead but for now im going on an endeavour to crack cat

BUT I CANT AND I WONT FORGET THE GOLDEN DAYS OF MY LIFE I SPENT WITH MY FRIENDS
THANK YOU GUYS FOR HELPING ME AND FOR BEING THERE IM GONNA MISS U ALL

GAURAV

The Reservation Issue

2006-05-24T01:28:00.000+05:30

Guys do check the interview of arjun singh with karan thapar
The way this guy have put forward the datas shows that we really dont need reservation
Well for busy personalities( like me:-) ) i will just try to zip up all main points he came forward in his interview.
1)Mandal puts obc population at 52 per cent, the National Sample Survey Organisation (NSSO) at 32 per cent, the National Family and Health Survey at 29.8 per cent, which is the correct figure even goverment dont know
2) According to the NSSO - which is a government appointed body - 23.5 per cent of the college seats are already with the OBCs.
3)A study done by the IITs themselves shows that 50 per cent of the IIT seats for the SCs and STs remain vacant, and for the remaining 50 per cent, 25 per cent are the candidates who even after six years fail to get their degrees.
4) According to report of Parliamentary Committee onDelhi University, between 1995 and 2000, just half the seats for under-graduates at the Scheduled Castes level and just one-third of the seats for under-graduates at the Scheduled Tribes level were filled rest went empty
5)Jawaharlal nehru was also against quotas.

And Arjun singh in his most replies said that its not my decision its parliament decision . I would like to ask him if u cant stand by ur decision why u make a decision.
Secondly Pmo office was not awared of the fact and his plans for quotas .
this proves he tried to ditch prime minister to throw him out of the throne
Thirdly,he didnt even went to general students to meet them
This shows he is very detirmined for reservation no matter how many general student give up there life (by the way i m continously getting message as offlines and sms that one of aiims student passed away is this true??) if yes then its a great loss

Well if you ask me personally i favour reservation but not in education there are other ways for upbringing lower class citizens im suggesting few point i think might be helful for upbringing the lower class .Well u guys can comment if u like .Also u can let me infrom if u disagree to anypoint made by me.
1)Say no to reservation in education education is equal right of all instead give them free coachings,free books,counselling session and scholarship to guys who make through it.Seriously there is no need for spoon feeding
2)Before thinking of giving them reservation in studies goverment should first think of there basic requirmenti.e. roti,kapda,makaan withouth which they cant survive
So fix certian amout of foodgrains that should every year go to them beacuse there are hundreds of farmers and there family dying every day just becuase lack of food .This will be a win-win situation for both govt will save the loss they have to bear every year beacuse tons of wheat goes without use in govt godowns
3)Give them work so that they can earn there living .Now here i doesnt mean snatch jobs from others i mean increase the job opportunities for them give them job according to there fit-inns
4)Run awareness classes through out the country from cityto city and home to home so that these low class person can also be aware of where they are and which way india is going

Well,I know its tough to implement but by this way they can assure u that no one's is in loss and everyone is gaining

Exotic Uttranchal

2006-05-05T21:52:00.000+05:30

During My last summer i went to uttranchal with couple of friends and the memories of uttranchal are still fresh in my mind from haridwar to great himalayas from dehradun to gangotri each and every piece of land of uttranchal is masterpiece carved by all mighty lord as homeland of nature .If i have to define uttranchal i would say it is a place where the sky is full of stars,and rainbow follows every rain ,heavenly land of uttaranchal,is sure to comfort those in pain,where the lush green grass, is spread for miles ,the fragrance of freshness ,to many brings a smile where the clear blue sky ,lights up with a yellow sun,I must say it is the most beautiful creation of Lord

Poem -3 (Distance doesnt matter )

2006-04-02T16:16:00.000+05:30

Miles & miles may keep us apart
But no distance can dividide the bonds of our heart
Our bodies bodies may be seprate by a vast ocean
but we are connected by a bridge of our love and devotion
you see temptation each & every day
yet you vow tht with me will you stay
And, i hope u can see from my point of view
that i will always love,honour& cheerish you

Poems From Heart -2

2006-04-02T16:11:00.000+05:30

I have reached the skies;
But havent forgot from where i flied by.
I have achieved my goal;
But never forgot my soul.
& with every step i take forward
I turn back to see things i have forgot
I still remember your healing touch
Which was enough to take away all pains i have got
And now when u are not there
I mis you and try to find you everywhere

Poems From the heart -1

2006-04-02T16:06:00.000+05:30

With a pen in my hand ;
I tried to write something for every heart to understand
But words dont come out easily;
As i thought it can
But still u have to try ;
To get that perfect blend
I wrote this poem to let u understand;
The way i love u no one can

Ahem ahem dont take it wrong friends dedicated to my sis when she was abt to get married dated
12jan 05

The Rise of indian tiger

2006-04-01T23:17:00.000+05:30

Well after years of sleep indian economy is on hike and is growing like never before after economic reforms it has been constantly growing at a rate above 5 and for last 3 years growthr ate have been above 7 and last fiscal year it touched 8.01 this rise also relfects rise in per capita income of citizens it has also grown many folds the current rise of sensex also reflects the strength of indian economy on march 29 it crossed dow jones index.For new comers dow jones index is considered as bench amrk and is market indicator it is second time in last 10 years we touched the bench mark .the p/e ratio of india is 23.1 and it stand at top no country math such a high p/e ratio again p/e ratio is price to earning ratio more and more fii are flooding in the number of fii's have increased from 540 in 04 to 686 in 05 and touched 882 in this year .
It is estimated tht for couple of decades india will keep on growing at a rate more than 8 percent not even china is gonna able to match us in growth rate and in the new budget there was no big change tht also reflects tht indian market are growing at stable rate
The rupee is going strong day by day against other currency like dollor euro and yen this is also is due to rise of fii's liquidity in market has increased and if india keeps on increasing at this rate no doubt we will be market leader by 2050
OR GREAT INDIAN DREAM

Quota Raj: Half of IIT,IIM seats are going to be reserved

2006-03-28T22:07:00.000+05:30

This is shocking politicans for their cheap politics running up life of students
Mr.Arjun singh a well known politician belongs to a place which has maximum population of sc/st/obc so this step was but natural for him but do they even think for a minute how will it effect other students .I have no porblem with low caste persons but for the wrong done by brithishers and our ancestors to them why should we pay and they enjoy the seat they dont even eligable for
Guys time is not far when there will be reservation in private firms too rather this was issue which was taken into parliament but for now being rejected .
IIT's enjoy the brand name of 3rd best enggineering colleges in world but in case this rule becomes act then i dont see any future for iits and iims

One more point note worthy here is who is getting benifited from these reservations most of sc,sts and obc today also are still uneducated they dont even go to schools so how will theyg et benifit of reservation for higher studies persons whose getting benifit of these reservation are already well settled and they dont require reservation i mean all those ias ,ips and other high profiler govt employees so do they still need reservation?? and wht will be result of such reservations?? an sc gets a call from iim at as low as 90 and if this reservation will increase they willg et call at 80s and i dont think for getting 80 u have to work tht hard where as those u getting 98 wont get a call now is this justified moreover there are so many persons in general category who are living below standard of even sc,st so rather than making reservation govt should do something to raise there level there basic education level improving employment conditions etc
wht says maniacs??

New Block in the wall:BLOGGING!!!

2006-03-28T21:35:00.000+05:30

We are living in an over communicated society.And as a result of this market always keep on searching for new and novel ideas for marketting from time to time.As a result of the sway of technology and boom in market a fresh new channel for communication evolved called Blogging!
A BLOG is basically a weblog in which journal entries are psoted on regular basic and number of blogger are increasing day by day
In india blogging came into highlight after the ibm-iipm mesh up
For Firms blogging is all new way to communicate to customers directly .Customers can leave comment on company blog from where it can be passed on to company without any interference.Companies also use it to network their sales and project team .
Also blogs keep customers at centre which inturn help companies to know customers better and launch and relaunch products accordingly and to grow there network as well as sales
Gaurav

Companies and there full form

2006-03-26T22:51:00.000+05:30

INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
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6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10.. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. HP : Hen Pecked

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First, and Let them go

16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. PCL : Poor Computers Ltd

20. SPARC : Simply Poor And Redundant Computers

21. SUN : Surely Useless Novelties

22. CTS:Coffee ,Tea and Snacks
take my advice dont join these companies

No Body Dies virgin life Fucks each and everyone

2006-03-26T16:45:00.000+05:30

Well pretty true statement i wasted my precious two years of engg not bothering where my result is going for preparing for cat and wht result did i got a mere 93.13 percentile and now here in my last sem im standing with low acads no convertions no job in hand all in all im left with no option just to sit at home with no job wht a shame to me no future seems bright enough to run for it .
But at the second though i think well this was just a beginning of fight to get into the top notch institute of india with 93.13 in first attempt the figure of 100 dont seem far away and way too achiveable im planning to give one more fight to cat i want to finish this dilemma once for all the am i suitable for these top brands or am i just more than being called useless
Hope to get more out of life
gaurav

Sonia Gandhi's sacrifice or victim of her own target

2006-03-25T13:49:00.000+05:30

Recently while surfing TV I came across a news tht Mrs gandhi has resigned the post of mp and chairman of national advicory committee wow what a sacrifice but wait a minute was this a real sacrifice or just an propoganda.
Well as I see it is not more than a way to earn vote bank there are few things that makes me feel that it was more a political approach.
Firstly,from her statement it was clear tht she will make a comeback .What for if u have to come back why to resign ???
Secondly,because of her step there will be an re-election tht means wastage of lakhs or more than that of indian tax payers hard earned money and whose gone pay for this defict??We the Indians.
Thirdly,She says im not doing it for myself but for the country .Tell me Mrs gandhi wht was the oil scam for?? us the common people.Well I Dont think so.
FOurthly,whe she joined congress why didn't she continue to work as member of congress and opted for charmanship of upa goverment??Why with u priyanka and rahul came as bonus pack full of nothing into politics are they also for our benifit
One more point noteworthy here is she didnt even consulted congress before resigning is she congress herself or she is even bigger than that ??

Now congress says tht she has done a sacrifice. Now if this is called sacrifice wht abt the work done by mahatma gandhi he continued to fight against Britisher's till the end of his life without opting for politics wasnt tht a sacrifice?? or defination of sacrifice has diffrent meanings for diffrent persons??

Dr.V Kurien And Indian Milk Industry

2006-03-20T22:09:00.000+05:30

Today i was watching aajtak and was stuck by a news tht father of white revolution founder of institute like irma a person whose glory and achvement have no end had resigned the post of chairman of national dairy under the force of board members was this correct??
I thank god that our father of nation Mr.Mahatma Gandhi is no more otherwise someday he would also had been facing same situation where politicans would have kicked him out of Indian politics
There was a time when india use to import milk powder from us because of low production of milk and now because of single person we are leader in milk production
Instead he was being charged under various cases
We in India still need such person such revolution in field of education, labour reform ,poverty we still need V.Kuren and persons like V.kuren to make other revolution in other field
Now is it justified to remove him from his post and charge him ???

Religions Fact

2006-03-18T01:54:00.000+05:30

Recently i had fight with one of puys(Read as fellow member of paglguy) abt my religion so here by im posting an forwarded mail by my frnd (ronnie) abt sikhs and 12 0 clock ki reality hope it will clear tht no religion or its followers are Blind
So read it to know it

During 17th Century, when Hindustan was ruled by
Mughals, all the Hindu people were humiliated and
were
treated like animals. Mughals treated the Hindu women
as there own property and were forcing all Hindus to
accept Islam and even used to kill the people if they
were refusing to accept.That time, our ninth Guru,
Sri Guru Teg Bahadarji came forward,in response to a
request of some Kashmir Pandits to fight against all
these cruel activities. Guruji told the Mughal
emperor
that if he could succeed in converting him to Islam,
all the Hindus would accept the same.

But, if he failed, he should stop all those
activities
.. The Mughal emperor happily agreed to that but even
after lots of torture to Guruji and his fellow
members
he failed to convert him to Islam and Guruji along
with his other four fellow members, were tortured and
sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk. Since the
Mughals were unable to convert them to Islam they
were
assassinated.

Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for the protection of
Hindu religion. Can anybody lay down his life and
that
too for the protection of another religion? This is
the reason he is still remembered as "Hind Ki
Chaddar", shield of India. For the sake of whom he
had
sacrificed his life, none of the them came forward to
lift his body, fearing that they would also be
assassinated .

Seeing this incident 10th Guruji, Sri Guru Gobind
Singhji (Son of Guru Teg Bahadarji) founder of khalsa
made a resolution that he would convert his followers
to such human beings who would not be able to hide
themselves and could be easily located in thousands.
At the start, the Sikhs were very few in numbers as
they were fighting against the Mughal emperors. At
that time, Nadir Shah raided Delhi in the year 1739
and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of
Hindustan
treasures and nearly 2200 Hindu women along with him.
The news spread like a fire and was heard by Sardar
Jassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army at
that time. He decided to attack Nadir Shah's Kafila
on
the same midnight. He did so and rescued all the
Hindu
women and they were safely sent to their homes.

It didn't happen only once but thereafter whenever
any Abdaalis or Iranis had attacked and looted
Hindustan and were trying to carry the treasures and
Hindu women along with them for selling them in Abdal
markets, the Sikh army although fewer in numbers but
were brave hearted and attacked them at midnight,12
O'clock and rescued women.

After that time when there occurred a similar
incidence, people started to contact the Sikh army
for
their help and Sikhs used to attack the raider's at
Midnight, 12 O'clock. Nowadays, these "smart people"
and some Sikh enemies who are afraid of Sikhs, have
spread these words that at 12 O'clock, the Sikhs go
out of their senses. This historic fact was the
reason
So now tell me are the sikhs fool or we are the fools for criticizing them !!!
Gaurav

Importance Of friends

2006-03-13T01:12:00.000+05:30

Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.
And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell.
And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.
"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim
Just to show that I'm thinking of him."
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
"Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today."
And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.
Remember to always say what you mean.
If you love someone, tell them.
Don't be afraid to express yourself.
Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.
Because when you decide that it is the right time it might
be too late.

Seize the day. Never have regrets.

And most importantly, stay close to your friends

and family, for they have helped

make you the person that you are today.

Engineering Definations

2006-03-12T13:09:00.000+05:30

1. Some Basic definitions..
Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.
Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback...
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...
Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.
Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignments & general TP
Tuitions : What you take when you don't waste enough time....
Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.
Vernacular Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal." "You Out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" )
Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which we watch the girls do our experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in our group simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings.(from the girls of course...).
2. The Truth about exams....

Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the exam...
Re-verification : A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the KT exam).
3. An engineer's 10 engineering commandments of Life
1. Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four-lettered word.
4. The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E . Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
B.E. Balls to Engineering
Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear, Honge All Clear, Honge All Clear Ek Din, OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas, hum honge all clear ek din
Top two Engineering Rumors:
'Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm '
'Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been put up at VJTI'
The most dreaded acronym for Engineers:
ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)
The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than0 .025% then that college is engineers dream come true)
Engineers at work:
Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer operations throughout the class
The most important machine for Engineers:
Xerox Machine (Without which assignment completion wouldn't be possible)
The most important table in an Engineer's House:
The glass table ( to carry out GT operations, during Night Duty.)
The only queue an Engineer is familiar with:
Submission Queue
An Engineer's favourite watch:
Bird Watch !
Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper:
'What is this yaar, more than 70% of the paper was out of the syllabus'
'This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering history'
'I am failing....I got screwed royally'
5. Feeling after Completing Engineering:
Survived Engineering !!!!!!!!!!!

My Group

2006-03-11T00:40:00.000+05:30

21 THINGS COMMON TO ALL ENGG COLLEGES

2006-03-10T21:59:00.000+05:30

1). The lecturers dont teach.The students dont
study.The only guy who benefits is the one who owns
the 'dhaba' next to the college.

2).Rules are made to be broken.

3). Promises are made to be broken.

4).Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!

5).Guys always think the chics in the college next
lane are more beautiful.

6).The lab assistants are the most respected
people(during the lab exams i.e)

7). The watchmen are the people most bribed.

8).The HOD is the person most respected(heights of
sycophancy here).

9).The principal is the person most abused and
insulted(behind the back i.e)

10).Dropping subjects is 'cool'.(arre yaar..drop the
idea of dropping subjects plzz).

11).There is always a lecturer in the college who cant
speak proper 'english'.

12).Night-out is the second most important tool to ace
the exams.

13).All time u will be in debate with students of other
branch as their branch is d BEST.

14).The most important tool..the bhramastra..is the
'chit' in which the words can be understood only by
the person who wrote them(in most of the cases i.e)

15).The freshers are the most sought after..be it in
the canteen,the 'free' periods or for completing the
records,assignments.

16).One has to live in constant fear of a DROP all
through the engg carrier as according to new revised
stringent RULES any thing can happen to ANYONE.

17).The second-years are the ones with the 'I am the
don-of-the-college' feeling iff one not has MECHANICS KT of
1st sem.....( BAP of all papers of ENGG).

18).The third years are the ones with the
'so-many-backlogs' feeling and the poor souls get down
to studying after bossing around in the college
for so long.but the fun still continues.

19).The fourth years have no connection with the
college whatsoever...with no interest in
ragging,pulling each other`s legs,the bday parties,the
bday bums et al which they enjoyed so much till
now.All they want is a good placement and a
'1st-class' tag attached to their memo.

20).The first three years are spent in cursing the
college,the people there,the system et al.

21).But towards the end of the fourth year,people tend
to feel nostalgic abt the pure unadulterated fun they
have had for 4 years.Now the very system they
disliked,the very canteen they cursed,the time that
they spent there,the bday bums they suffered..all
these seem like heaven to them.

......................THIS IS HOW ENGINEERING COMPLETES.................

IF film stars work for call centers. Imagine the calls.

2006-03-10T21:41:00.000+05:30

Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain...

Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga..

Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg..
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa.......
Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna
Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!!!
Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa

Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye....
Customer: hi
Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem hai
Customer : I have not received my product
Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha...
Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.
Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...rep hooon..
Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo
Customer : I am not devi
Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai...
Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai..... May I know your name please
Customer : Mona
Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega....
Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer : I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer : $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai
Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...
Customer : I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle
Rajkumar : Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi
Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...

And at last ..................
Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Customer hung up the phone....

Failures

2006-03-09T23:37:00.000+05:30

Failure doesn't mean you are a failure

It does mean you haven't succeeded yet .

Failure doesn't mean you have accomplished nothing

It does mean you have learned something.

Failure doesn't mean you have been a fool

It does mean you had a lot of faith….

Failure doesn't mean you don't have it

It does mean you have to do something in a different way.

Failure doesn't mean you'll never make it

It does mean it will take a little longer.

Failure doesn't mean God has abandoned you

It does mean God has a BETTER IDEA .

Failure doesn't mean you're punished

It does mean a chance to try something new.

So it is true! Failure is never final !!

All the best to all of you....................

2006-01-28T02:07:00.000+05:30

College Ke wOh Din...

       Ye degree lelo, ye naukari bhi lelo
      Bhale chahe lelo mujhse US ka Visa...
      magar mujhe lautaa do college ka canteen
      woh pani ki chai woh tikha samosha...
      college ki sabse purani nishani
      woh chai-wala jise saare kehte the jaani...
      woh jaani ke haathon ki 'cutting' chaaya meethi
      woh chupke se journal mein bheji hui chitthi...
      woh padhte hi chitthi uska til-milana
      woh chehre ki laali woh aankhon ka gussa...
      kadi dhup mein apne ghar se nikalnaa
      woh project ki khatir sheher bhar bhatakna...
      woh lecture mein doston ki proxy lagana
      woh sir ko chidhana woh aeroplane udana..
      woh submission ki raton ko jagna jagaana
      woh viva ki khahani woh practical ka kissa....
      woh bimaari ka detention ka time bahana
      woh dusaron ke assignments ko apna banana...
      woh seminar ke din pairon ka chat-pataana
      woh workshop mein din raat pasina bahana...
      woh exam ke din ka bechain mauhol
      par woh maa ka vishvas teachar ka bharosa...
      college ki woh lambi si raatein
      woh doston se katte pe pyaarisi baatein...
      woh gathering ke din ka ladna jhagadna
      woh ladkiyon ka yun hi hamesha akadnaa...
      bhulaaye nahi bhul sakta hain koi
      woh college, jivan ka ek atoot hissa...
      woh college, jivan ka ek atoot hissa
      Muze lauta do woh college ke din...

2006-01-28T02:04:00.000+05:30

Dream...
And as you dream,Remember...
That only you can make
Your dreams come true.
Reach...
And as you reach,Remember that...
Success takes time,
Devotion,
And sometimes a littleDisappointment.
Believe...
And as you believe,
You will find
Reaching gets easier,Setbacks getMore manageable,
Life becomesMore meaningful.

Dream...........makes all things possible
Hope..............makes all things work
Love ...............makes all things beautiful
Smile................makes all above work possible

The Great Three

2006-01-28T02:03:00.001+05:30

1)Three Things to Be -
Pure,Just and Honest
2)Three Things To Govern-
Tempre,Toungue and Conduct
3) Three Things to Have-
Courage,Affection and Gentleness
4)Three Things to Give-
Aims to needy,Comfort to sad,Appreciation to the worthy
5)Three persons to Love-
The Wise,The Virtuous,The Innocent
6)Three Things To Command-
Thrift,Industry and Promptness
7)Three Things to Despire-
Arrogance,Cruelity and Ingratitute
8)Three Things to Attain-
Goodness Of Heart,Integrity of Purposeand Cheerfulness

Engg Movies

2006-01-28T02:01:00.000+05:30

If engineers start making films, the names will be:

current ho na ho, aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C, Hamari IC apke pas hai, fuse lagaya to darna kya, engineer no.1, engineering koi khel nahi, input wale output le jayenge, Maine engineering kyu kiya..!!

Hi

2006-01-28T01:28:00.000+05:30

Hey Folks as im pursuing my engg so most of the post u will find here will be related to engg some or other way so ejoy reading and keep posting
Regards
Gaurav